I wish we could wirelessly empty our bladders.
Where there’s a will, there’s a way
The future is now
omfG my spanish flatmate just turned to me and said ‘i need to ask you something embarrassing’ so i sort of said oh yeah sure no problem
and he was like
'people keep telling me they are having 'two sex'?'
'i ask them for something, and they say they will do it after two sex or to give them two sex? is this a common thing here?'
they mEAN ‘TWO SECS’ AS IN TWO SECONDS THE POOR BOY THOUGHT WE’RE ALL ONLY GONNA DO STUFF FOR HIM AFTER HAVING SEX TWICE B L E S S
i love that book the fault in our wallflowers
what is this
Deleted scenes from the 50th.
it’s called Elf Yourself
NO IT’S DELETED SCENES FROM THE 50TH
at the same time we can’t just ignore the people who live off these government programs and ruin it for the people who need them. I know many people who do this and it’s not a problem that will fix itself it also has to be addressed.
Members of Congress are living off food stamps for a week to protest Republican cuts. It’s a challenge for them, but GOP cuts would hurt millions of everyday Americans.
Why does this not have more publicity. This needs it!
Signal boosting this A) because it deserves to be seen by more people, and b) because I appreciate some members of Congress are actually willing to see what it’s like living on food stamps in order to make their point about how horrifying cutting food stamps would be.
News flash, regressives: people on food stamps do not load up on Snickers bars and filet mignon. They’re limited in what they can buy, and oftentimes, it’s not enough to get by on. Go on thinking these are entitlements that let minorities live lives of luxury, comfortable in the knowledge that you’ll never go hungry.
You privileged, elitist pricks.
My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
i started laughing yesterday in the middle of the street because i started thinking what it would be like to have gym class with only tumblr people
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
THE GLOWY STICK GENERATION ASSEMBLE! B(
THE GLOWY STICK GENERATION
what about the glowstick of destiny
reblogging for the glowstick of destiny
Close enough, let’s go.
ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING
my work ethic is basically “if it doesn’t have to be done right this second then I’m not gonna do it”